Nurses Reveal 7 Reasons Why Women Over 70 Wear a Tank They Can’t Feel Instead of a Bra
Pulled on at 8 a.m. Still on at bedtime, because she forgot it was there. A home care nurse explains.
One of my ladies called me last week, right at bedtime. She was laughing so hard she could barely talk.
She’d pulled her tank on at 8 that morning. She went to the bank, had lunch with her sister and drove home with nothing to unhook. She made supper and watched the news with her feet up.
Then she went to get ready for bed and found it still on. She’d forgotten all about it.
She’s 78. For sixty years she counted the hours until that thing came off. She unhooked it at red lights. She yanked it off before she set her purse down. She planned her whole evening around the minute it came off.
You aren’t getting fussy. You’ve let a band cut into your ribs since you were a girl, and you’re done putting up with it. Good for you. It’s the bra.
I’m a home care nurse, so I sit in a lot of kitchens. I can tell which ladies have a bra on before they say a word, because their hands keep going back to it. My lady was one of them. So what changed? Here are the seven reasons, and the first one explains the rest.
1 It Hugs You Evenly, So You Stop Feeling It
Your body forgets things that hug you evenly and hold still. It keeps feeling anything that slides around or cuts in along one skinny edge.
Think of a sock. The foot of it is snug all over, and you forget it the minute your shoe goes on. But if the top is too tight, it leaves a deep line around your ankle by evening. That tight top is the only part you felt all day.
A bra is that tight top, wrapped around your ribs. The band cuts in along one edge, and it slides up every time you reach. So you feel it hour after hour, until it comes off.
Susie’s Comfort Shaper Tank is the rest of the sock. Susie, 67, made it because every bra hurt her in the same spots. The long, soft body hugs you evenly, top to bottom. There’s no band, no wire and no hooks, so nothing cuts in and nothing slides up.
“Snug? That sounds like a girdle.” It says Shaper in the name, but it isn’t tight like a girdle. It has no narrow bands anywhere. Susie’s size guide says it should feel snug, never tight.
And there’s nothing to hook behind your back. It pulls on over your head. Susie’s way: sit on the edge of the bed, put it over your head first, then your good arm, then the other one.
“It just stays where it is, which is what I wanted.”
2 Nothing Digs Into Your Shoulders
Run a finger under a bra strap at the end of the day. A lot of my ladies have a groove there, worn in over sixty years. Two thin straps carry all that weight, and the bigger you are, the deeper they dig. By supper your shoulders ache.
Susie made the straps wide and flat, and they don’t hold you up on their own. The molded cups and the long body take their share of the weight, so no one spot presses in. Your shoulders get to rest, and once they stop hurting, you stop thinking about what’s on them.
“I look ten years younger from the side and nothing digs in.”
3 Bend Down to the Oven, and the Cups Stay Where They Are
If you’ve tried a shelf cami, you know how that goes. You get one thin strip of elastic and a couple of loose pads, and the cups float around. Cups that float move, and you feel them, so you’re back to tugging.
Susie’s cups are molded and built into the front of the tank. They don’t shift or bunch, and they stay put through the wash. You bend down to the oven, come back up, and everything is right where you left it.
And they hold you. It holds a full D and up with no wire. Some women worry that if they can’t feel it, it can’t be holding them. It’s the other way around. The bra that isn’t holding you is the one you keep putting back.
“The support pulls everything into place.”
4 Sit Down and Stand Up With No Band to Tug Back Down
Watch a woman in a bra get up from a chair. Before she takes a step, her hand goes behind her and pulls the band down. It climbed while she sat.
This tank has no band. The long body tucks into your slacks, so it stays down when you sit and when you stand. Your hand stays on the arm of the chair.
“I tuck the bottom into my slacks and it stays put. I spend half the day bent over in my garden and I haven’t tugged at it once.”
The One Thing to Know
Tuck it in. Left untucked, it can creep up when you bend over.
5 The Women Switching Are Your Age, Not Young Girls
More than 50,000 women have switched. When Susie asked 129 women who bought it, most were over 70, and nearly half of those were past 80.
They’re women like my ladies. They want to be held and look neat at lunch without a thought about what’s under the blouse. At the card table their hands stay on the cards, not on a strap.
6 You Drive Home With Nothing to Unhook
So many of my ladies tell me they unhook the bra in the car. Some do it at the first red light. Some do it before they’re out of the parking lot, one hand up the back of the blouse.
In the tank there’s nothing to unhook. You park, carry the groceries in and put the kettle on. The tank is still on, and nothing on it is asking to come off.
7 You Forget It’s On, Right Up Until Bedtime
This is the part my ladies call me about.
It happens a little at a time, because sixty years of bras trains your hands. For the first day or two, a hand still goes looking for a strap or a band. I’ve watched it happen. Then one day it stops looking. Carol is 71, and she put it better than I can.
“Took me a couple days to stop reaching back for a band that isn’t there.”
That’s what forgetting looks like. First your hand stops reaching for it. Then you stop thinking about it. Then one night you take off your cardigan to get ready for bed, and there it is, still on. A whole day of lunch, errands and the drive home, and not once did you count the hours.
Some women forget it’s on and go to bed in it. Susie sleeps in hers.
When Susie asked buyers why they ordered, one woman in her 70s wrote: “That I don’t want to take it off by 7pm.” That was her hope when she ordered. My lady on the phone found it out by accident.
Now put that next to sixty years of watching the clock. Sixty years of unhooking it at red lights and yanking it off at the door. Every one of those evenings ended the same way, with you counting the hours until it came off.
Imagine pulling this tank on at 8 and not thinking about it again until you reach for your nightgown.
Picture tomorrow. At 8 you pull the tank on, tuck it in and grab your keys. At lunch you reach for the bread basket, and your hand goes right back to your cup. You stand up with nothing to tug down. You drive home with nothing to unhook. At 7 you’re on the couch with your feet up, and it’s still on. At bedtime you’re at the bathroom sink before you notice it. You forgot all about it.
Your Day in a Bra, and Your Day in the Tank
| In a bra | In the tank | |
|---|---|---|
| When you reach up | The strap slides and the band rides up | Wide, flat straps stay on your shoulders |
| When you bend over | The cups shift and gap | Built-in cups stay where they are |
| When you sit and stand | The band climbs, so you tug it down | No band, and the long body stays tucked in |
| Around your ribs | A thin band cuts in along one edge | An even hug, with no narrow bands |
| On the drive home | You unhook it at a red light | Nothing to unhook |
| At 7 in the evening | You’re counting the minutes till it’s off | Some women forget it’s on |
Questions My Ladies Ask First
If I can’t feel it, is it really holding me?
Can I sleep in it?
What size do I get?
Pull it on in the morning. Forget it till bedtime.

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